Stimulus Package Projected To Save The Lives Of At Least 85,000 Government Programs | The Babylon Bee

Thanks to the leadership of Washington, Americans everywhere are learning to appreciate the infinite worth of every lawmaker’s pet project.

Some other programs and studies that are being saved include the following:

• The End Violence Against Earthworms Foundation
• Mothers Against Kombucha
• Mothers For Kombucha
• Research into creating left-handed forks
• $100 million for Charlie’s Angels 2: You’d Better Watch This One or We Will Call You Sexist a Second Time
• Research into recaffeinating decaffeinated coffee beans
• The Foundation for Preserving Foundations Foundation

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